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Simon and Bruce
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“Hey dude, what’cha watchin’?”
“Ghost Whisperer.”
“Seriously?”
“This show really got it, y’know?”
“Dude.”
“Also, she’s hot.”
“Dude.”
“There’s nothing else on, okay?”
“Whatever. Can’t believe you’re still trying to sell me your ‘I see dead people’ shtick.”
“Whatever, Bruce.”
“I mean, seriously. What kind of idiot even believes in ghosts?”
“Not now, Bruce.”
“And even if they were real, why would one guy be able to see them and no one else?”
“Not in the mood, Bruce.”
“It’s just stupid, man. Y’know every time I tell someone about you they think you’re a total psycho.”
“I know.”
“Whatever, man. Hey, what happened to that beer I got yesterday?”
“You happened to it.”
“What, all of it?”
“Yeah.”
“Where’d the cans go?”
“Apparently you went on a late night recycling center run.”
“Huh. Hey, that reminds me, you going to Katie’s party Saturday?”
“Can’t. Got a thing.”
“What thing?”
“Funeral.”
“Ghost Whisperer.”
“Seriously?”
“This show really got it, y’know?”
“Dude.”
“Also, she’s hot.”
“Dude.”
“There’s nothing else on, okay?”
“Whatever. Can’t believe you’re still trying to sell me your ‘I see dead people’ shtick.”
“Whatever, Bruce.”
“I mean, seriously. What kind of idiot even believes in ghosts?”
“Not now, Bruce.”
“And even if they were real, why would one guy be able to see them and no one else?”
“Not in the mood, Bruce.”
“It’s just stupid, man. Y’know every time I tell someone about you they think you’re a total psycho.”
“I know.”
“Whatever, man. Hey, what happened to that beer I got yesterday?”
“You happened to it.”
“What, all of it?”
“Yeah.”
“Where’d the cans go?”
“Apparently you went on a late night recycling center run.”
“Huh. Hey, that reminds me, you going to Katie’s party Saturday?”
“Can’t. Got a thing.”
“What thing?”
“Funeral.”
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That was an interesting and tasteful little read.